Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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