I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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