What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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