Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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