How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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