it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
