I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
barbara walters just said penis...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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