Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
