we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
It's Friday. Sex?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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