But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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