you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dear god my vagina.
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