i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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