I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i think im in europe. pls send help
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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