Sorry, I don't speak sober.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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