you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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