So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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