his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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