When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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