ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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