well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize