I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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