Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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