oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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