My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize