Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You can make out without kissing
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