that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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