Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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