i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you will always have a special place in my vag
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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