I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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