Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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