why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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