i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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