Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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