so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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