We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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