you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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