what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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