I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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