Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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