She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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