I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm bleeding and have questions
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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