Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I party with great urgency now.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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