we should wear snuggies to the strip club
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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