I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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