Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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