yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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