Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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