what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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