i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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