i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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