rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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