WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
