You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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