i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
its not stalking. its research.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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