Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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