You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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