If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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