I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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