insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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